Open up and say awwww...or something like that...

Finally got in for my yearly check-up after it being rebooked twice. I guess I'll live for another little while. He said I was in good health. I was weighed and my height was recorded....either I have been lied to or I've shrunk an inch!!! I thought I was 5' but he tells me I'm 4'11"!!!! Dr. Lennon-look-alike left this one little nagging question lingering on in my brain ...he asked if I thought I was overweight, then he totally jack-knifed the conversation so that I couldn't get back to asking him if "he" thought I was. I thought I was doing pretty good, I'm only 10 lbs from my goal but that comment or whatever you want to call it made me want to go to Rotten Ronnie's for a big greaser. Oh well I'll get over it. LOL. You should see this guy, he totally looks like John Lennon with the Harry Potter glasses and everything, you kind of feel like your at a Spanish enquistion when he starts rhyming off the questions to you. I'm forever asking him to repeat himself cause he speaks sooooo looooow and monooooo toned. I was having my "internal" exam done and each time he would ask me something I'd literally have to move the johnny shirt out of the way of my knees so I could read his lips, and how uncomfortabe was this......the nurse he had in with him was my daughters friend......yup, how do you pull off talking about the weather with a 20 year old who knows you....????? I counted ceiling tiles instead...there are 35 tiles in the examining room. Thank goodness that's behind me. I gathered up what was left of my dignity and vanished. Did I mention his personal cell phone rang!!!!!...."aaaand" he took the call! I'll be eating my apple a day for certain.