Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Open up and say awwww...or something like that...

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Finally got in for my yearly check-up after it being rebooked twice. I guess I'll live for another little while. He said I was in good health. I was weighed and my height was recorded....either I have been lied to or I've shrunk an inch!!! I thought I was 5' but he tells me I'm 4'11"!!!! Dr. Lennon-look-alike left this one little nagging question lingering on in my brain ...he asked if I thought I was overweight, then he totally jack-knifed the conversation so that I couldn't get back to asking him if "he" thought I was. I thought I was doing pretty good, I'm only 10 lbs from my goal but that comment or whatever you want to call it made me want to go to Rotten Ronnie's for a big greaser. Oh well I'll get over it. LOL. You should see this guy, he totally looks like John Lennon with the Harry Potter glasses and everything, you kind of feel like your at a Spanish enquistion when he starts rhyming off the questions to you. I'm forever asking him to repeat himself cause he speaks sooooo looooow and monooooo toned. I was having my "internal" exam done and each time he would ask me something I'd literally have to move the johnny shirt out of the way of my knees so I could read his lips, and how uncomfortabe was this......the nurse he had in with him was my daughters friend......yup, how do you pull off talking about the weather with a 20 year old who knows you....????? I counted ceiling tiles instead...there are 35 tiles in the examining room. Thank goodness that's behind me. I gathered up what was left of my dignity and vanished. Did I mention his personal cell phone rang!!!!!...."aaaand" he took the call! I'll be eating my apple a day for certain.

13 comments:

Kim said...

Glad you are in good health...
Now as for the exam...
I DON"T LIKE THOSE...
Such an uncomfortable feeling to go into a room with a stranger examming your _________...
Have a Great Week girly..

Tracey and Mike said...

Yikes! I'm sure you're glad to have that over with! Thanks for the laugh though!

4D said...

You are too funny! Thanks for the chuckle...needed it today.

I have been meaning to email you to see how things are. Stay well!

Keep smilin!

Middle-Aged Moi said...

Ugh. You poor thing! Doesn't sound fun AT ALL! And you don't even look the SLIGHTEST bit over weight! Not even a little! He's nuts.

cougchick said...

That guy sounds like a winner...

Glad it's over for you.

Nadine said...

Yikes...the nurse being your daughter's friend...I'm so very sorry about that.

He took a personal call in the middle of it...tacky. I'm glad you're healthy and got that one behind you.

Fliss and Mike Adventures said...

Oh my... I am going to get my 'check up' soon but lucky I don't have a daughter who has a friend that will also check me out... and if the doctor asked me if he thought I were overweight I think I would knock his lights out... I know the answer to my question but gee... just think... it is over for another year... take care

redmaryjanes said...

Oh man, what a nightmare! I'm proud of you for going though...it's important : )

Elise said...

Dang...I am due for my exam but I think I will wait!

OH MY #6 said...

Just nasty.

Lea

Ashley Winters said...

Glad you passed your check up. You can take a deep breath now that that's over.

Pug Mama said...

will be here Sunday to check out your 3 word!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am still laughing about your exam.... sorry.... I know it isn't supposed to be funny.