Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween

Have a safe and Fun Halloween! Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Here a a few fun & cute jokes your little ones will enjoy!
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween? A. Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Q. What do witches use in their hair? A. scare-spray
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? A. Boo-Berries
Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew? A. Boo Boo Gum.
Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation? A. Mali-boo.
Q. Where did the ghost get it's hair done? A: At the boo-ty shop.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates.



7 comments:

kim said...

Very cute!!! Happy Halloween!!

Doris & Dan Clark said...

Happy Halloween!

Keep smilin!

Drea said...

Happy Halloween Deb! HAve an awesome day!

Shannon said...

lol those are funny... have a great day!!

Elise said...

Happy Halloween and thanks for the goulish giggles;)

Lisa and Doug said...

Those were so cute! Hope you had a good Halloween!

Janet said...

Yep, brush your teeth, all right! We had a dentist in our neighbourhood when I was a kid who used to give out toothbrushes. I thought it was a good idea!